You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ketchup is God's man juice
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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