I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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