He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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