I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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