You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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