Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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