I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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