I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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