I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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