Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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