They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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