Jerry, you need to find god
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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