I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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