I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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