I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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