the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Sorry about my life...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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