So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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