If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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