Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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