I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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