Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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