Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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