You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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