you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
So. Much. Porn.
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