I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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