I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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