dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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