yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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