You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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