Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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