Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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