he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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