im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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