It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Found your dick twin last night
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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