There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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