the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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