she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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