Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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