frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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