dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
the raccoons are back...
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