Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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