You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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