I don't think brook has ever known best
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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