This girl is more easily done than said...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I know some influential drag queens
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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