so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
3pm strippers are depressing
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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