At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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