Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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