I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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