The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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