She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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